Last-Minute Food and Drink For Your Oscar Party

By request...

Drinks
Coco Before Chanel Coco Bean Matinis
Giant Blue Avatar Punch
Red Bull and Vodka "Up" Pick-Me-Me-Ups
Steve Martin Martinis
Tarantino Hitler Killer Ningronis
French Roast with The Milk of Sorrow
Up in the Air Travel Lite Beer

Seafood
Inglorious Basterds Spicy Gefilte Fish
District 9 Prawn Cocktails
Miracle Fish

Entrees
The Cove Dolphin-Free Tuna Melts
Rabbit a la Berlin
Anji Brick-Oven Pizza, although I guarantee no one will get that.

Side Dishes
Blind Side Black Eyed Peas
Hurt Locker Insurrection Hummus
(Side note: Likely Animated Short Oscar Winner "A Matter of Loaf and Death" is a Wallace & Gromit cartoon that's 95% about bread)
Up In The Air First Class Honey-Roasted Peanuts

Dessert
Up In The Air Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

In the end, my friend was asked to bring non-alcoholic drinks. Final list:

Coco Before Chanel Vitacoco Coconut Water
Fantastic Mr. Fox Mr. Bean's Sparkling Apple Cider
Quentin Tarantino Quinine Tonictino