Mom's cat, Taco, is rolling around on his catnip pillow while Mom and I are having tea. After a good five minutes, he sprints past the table in to the guest room. I swear to god I heard him saying "gotta go buy a car."
I don't get it... I don't understand of 30% of what you say. Why would the cat sprint to get a car? I fail to see any symbology and parallelisms. What am I missing here!?
I don't get it... I don't understand about 30% of what you say. Why would the cat sprint to get a car? I fail to see any symbology and parallelisms to anything. What am I missing here!?
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BFF!
Quite so.
I don't get it... I don't understand of 30% of what you say. Why would the cat sprint to get a car? I fail to see any symbology and parallelisms. What am I missing here!?
I don't get it... I don't understand about 30% of what you say. Why would the cat sprint to get a car? I fail to see any symbology and parallelisms to anything. What am I missing here!?
The joke is that the cat wanted to buy a car because he was really high, as if he were on cocaine.
I knew some of the funny stuff that happened with my mom wouldn't translate to blog, but at least people like the meat story.
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