Beyond the issue of the touchstone of my generation, there remains the question of which American sweetheart of my approximate age I will eventually marry. Will it be Michelle Kwan? Natalie Portman? What about Zooey Deschanel, is she seeing anyone? Is Vera Brosgol even straight? Katrina Kerns must live in Brooklyn. They say Scarlett Johansson is really difficult to work with. Is that some kind of requirement? Could I date 1993 Stacy Haiduk, or would that mess up the space-time continuum?
What about you? You doing anything Friday night?
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