Temperate T-Shirts

Anti-Bush rhetoric has reached such a fever pitch in this country that only moderate, well-considered and non-ironic statements can even presume to have an impact. With that in mind, may I propose the following updates to your left-leaning wardrobe.

President Bush Tends to Make Decisions With Which I Disagree

Republicans Have a Different Ideology Than I Do

Rush Limbaugh's Erstwhile Addiction to Painkillers May Be Indicative of Other Shortcomings in His Judgement

A Responsible Drawdown In Troops in Iraq Would Ultimately Be Best for All Parties Involved

Human Life Should Be Considered More Valuable Than Any Particular Commodity

Or perhaps:

Fighting Otherwise Unprompted Wars in Oil-Rich Countries Seems Suspicious


Might I further suggest:

I Generally Dislike People

Virginia Is Nice This Time of Year