Saturday, October 11, 2008

God is *

God is *
... dead
... God
... Imaginary

God is known for *
... His love, His grace, His compassion, His justice, His fairness, and many other qualities that I don't have enough room on Xanga to list
... prudent management of resources
... heavy tourist traffic nowadays

Buddha is known for *
... uplifting the spirit and attracting wealth, prosperity, and abundance
... his holistic approach to hip hop
... a dragon painting on the ceiling

Muhammad is known for *
... his outspoken and often inflammatory comments
... his love of horseracing
... his passionate quest for identity and roots

Confucius is known for *
... his life as a teacher and scholar
... his humility, his gentleness, his respectful behavior
... emphasizing society / community

Moses is known for
... his holiness, his "perfection" and his connection to the Law
... Exodus chapter 7
... genuinely caring as well as helping students with their problems

Prophets are known for *
... 'aql (wisdom and sagacity)
... nice muscle definition
... announcing doom and gloom

Jesus is known for *
... his cross
... his dual role
... his parables

the holy spirit is known for *
... being a Gentleman not a circus puppeteer
... delivering semen
... exorcising demons and giving spiritual direction

Vishnu is known for *
... his bravery in destroying evil powers
... his relationship building skills, extensive contacts in the industry, very thorough candidate screening process
... ten reincarnations

Deities are known for
... their simplicity
... throwing lightning bolts
... favoring characters which continually pray to them

The Gods are known for *
... mimicing human foibles
... their slow, sludgy sound
... being magical like pizies

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