Can the Internet Answer Wildchild's "Wonder Years" Questions?

Alternate title: Dork + Google + Hip-Hop = ?

Can Internet answer Wildchild? I believe it can:

Answers Version (1 of 2)

[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Now when I mighta stayed from around the way]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[I just wish I knew]

Wildchild, check it.
I wish I knew if I woulda had a chance with Halle Berry at elementary
If this world we know was developed the way it was meant to be
A way to rid our street of corrupt cops up in Los Angeles
All female sexual thoughts perpetrated not scandalous
And why females are so overly sensitive
Why to this day a belt is a father's only form of discipline
Why major labels and artists rarely be seein' eye to eye
Why you never say your things to your loved ones before they die
But when they do, I wish I knew spiritually, if they still with you [iTunes]
Why you never stop drinking before the last drink hits you
Why is it okay to drink but marijuana's still illegal?
Though I don't smoke, I wish how to change it for my people.
How to read racist thoughts even before they get spoken
Which slot machine will hit the jackpot usin' my last token
[I just wish I knew]
You never know, right? The Wonder Years.

[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Now when I mighta stayed from around the way]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[I just wish I knew]

Uh, yeah.
I wish I knew the cure for the diseases and next week's lotto numbers
Terrorist acts before they planned and who they planned them under
How to prevent and conquer death.
I wish I knew if my family would be beside me when I be takin' my last breath
I know Mother Nature and rapists, two different death traps
I wish I knew the mindset of both, to catch 'em up in the act
And if there was someone else in the word who looks and acts just like me
A way to cop me a pair of Michael Jordan reissue Nikes
A way to end world sufferin'
Why interracial relationships are the key and most be hesitatin' to show love to them
If time travel's possible
How to return love back to my wife [iTunes], who's been there through every good and bad obstacle
And why people live with so much hate [iTunes]
Every good and bad secret about a girl on the first blind date
Yeah.

[I just wish I knew]
You never know, uh?
[Goin' way back]

I wish I knew why men lust for strip clubs
Why white labels exist and if your music ain't Outkast, you already know got dubs
Why females need so much attention and ill affection [iTunes]
If there was a scandal in the Bush presidential election
If UFOs really exist
When I'm at work, who will say the wrong thing next to me, get me pissed catch a fist?
If street beggars you know be frontin' and really got money
How to take MCs I hear been fakin' and then use 'em as crash dummies
How to film it and release it on a commercial
Take the place of programmers and play hip hop that's universal
No mainstream and underground records sales to control
So you won't know what's gonna be next, only music with soul
If my daughter will use the true path that God has laid
The key to success so all of my people can get paid.
[I just wish I knew]
You never know, uh. The Wonder Years.

[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Now when I mighta stayed from around the way]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[I just wish I knew]
You never know, uh? The Wonder Years






Or you can see for yourself:

Questions Version (2 of 2)

[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Now when I mighta stayed from around the way]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[I just wish I knew]

Wildchild, check it.
I wish I knew if I had woulda a chance with Halle Berry at elementary
If this world we know was developed the way it was meant to be
A way to rid our street of corrupt cops up in Los Angeles
All female sexual thoughts perpetrated not scandalous
And why females are so overly sensitive
Why to this day a belt is a father's only form of discipline
Why major labels and artists rarely be seein' eye to eye
Why you never say your things to your loved ones before they die
But when they do, I wish I knew spiritually, if they still with you
Why you never stop drinking before the last drink hits you
Why is it okay to drink but marijuana's still illegal?
Though I don't smoke, I wish how to change it for my people.
How to read racist thoughts even before they get spoken
Which slot machine will hit the jackpot usin' my last token
[I just wish I knew]
You never know, right? The Wonder Years.

[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Now when I mighta stayed from around the way]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[I just wish I knew]

Uh. Yeah.
I wish I knew the cure for the diseases and next week's lotto numbers
Terrorist acts before they planned and who they planned them under
How to prevent and conquer death.
I wish I knew if my family would be beside me when I be takin' my last breath
I know Mother Nature and rapists, two different death traps
I wish I knew the mindset of both, to catch 'em up in the act
And if there was someone else in the word who looks and acts just like me
A way to cop me a pair of Michael Jordan reissue Nikes
A way to end world sufferin'
Why interracial relationships are the key and most be hesitatin' to show love to them
If time travel's possible
How to return love back to my wife, who's been there through every good and bad obstacle
And why people live with so much hate
Every good and bad secret about a girl on the first blind date
Yeah.

[I just wish I knew]
You never know, uh?
[Goin' way back]

I wish I knew why men lust for strip clubs
Why white labels exist and if your music ain't Outkast, you already know got dubs (?)
Why females need so much attention and ill affection
If there was a scandal in the Bush presidential election
If UFOs really exist
When I'm at work, who will say the wrong thing next to me, get me pissed, catch a fist?
If street beggars you know be frontin' and really got money
How to take MCs I hear been fakin' and then use 'em as crash dummies
How to film it and release it on a commercial
Take the place of programmers and play hip hop that's universal
No mainstream and underground record sales to control
So you won't know what's gonna be next, only music with soul
If my daughter will use the true path that God has laid
The key to success so all of my people can get paid.
[I just wish I knew]
You never know, uh. The Wonder Years.

[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Now when I mighta stayed from around the way]
[Goin' way, way back to the early days]
[Rememberin' well, seems like the other day]
[I just wish I knew]
You never know, uh? The Wonder Years