Friday, January 28, 2011

Internet Time Waster #9: Surprising Sex Terms

Finally, a new way to waste time on the internet.

Today's internet time sinkhole: a surprisingly broad list of technical and slang terms for sexual acts, fetishes and devices. The best thing about reading this list is stumbling across things that obviously make sense to somebody, but you've just never thought of. Sample:

angry dragon
slang for when sperm shoots out of one’s nose after giving a blow job

forniphilia
fetish for turning humans into furniture, through elaborate bondage, etc.

TENS unit
electrical stimulis device originally intended for us by chiropractors for muscle work; used in electrical play by Tops on bottoms to cause involuntary muscle spasms

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