Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Internet Time Waste #44: Fortune Cookie Chronicles

Finally, a new way to waste your time on the internet.

Tonight's internet time waste: Jennifer 8. Lee's The Fortune Cookie Chronicles.


Fortune Cookie Chronicles is one of those classic modern ideas - take something all Americans have some kind of relationship with (American Chinese food) pursue the idea to the ends of the Earth and then smear it across a plethora of mediums (book, blog, and upcoming documentary) like so much garlic sauce on so much stir-fried chicken.

Great, now I'm hungry.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Internet Time Waste #43: Photoshop Disasters

Finally, a new way to waste your time on the internet.

Today's internet time waste: Photoshop Disasters.


Here's their best of 2010.

Once you get used to these, you start looking for them everywhere. Reminds me of Jesse Epstein's "Wet Dreams and False Images."

Internet Time Waste #42: This is Why You're Fat

Finally, a new way to waste your time on the internet.

Today's internet time waste: This is Why You're Fat.


Funny story: since I started reading This is Why You're Fat, I've lost 15 pounds.

Internet Time Waste #41: Mental Floss Magazine

Finally, a new way to waste your time on the internet.


Tonight's internet time waste: Mental Floss Magazine, "Where Knowledge Junkies Get Their Fix."

Monday, February 14, 2011

Internet Time Waste #40: The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players

Finally, a new and unique way to waste your precious time on the internet.

Today's internet time waste: the various videos, spinoffs, Facebook pages and Wikipedia entries of the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players.

These guys are just a tiny bit harder to blog about then the motley bullshit I've been posting lately. They're a family of musicians (husband, wife, daughter) who mostly write songs about boxes of slides they pick up at garage sales and such like, then play along with the slideshow.

Now, in my big, secret list of personal time wasters from which I'm getting my big, public amalgamation of time wasters for you, I just have this link to the video for the Trachtenburg Family song"Mountain Trip to Old Japan" (it's even a bit higher quality than the embed below.)

Where did I find this thing? Who knows?



Now, I'd say this is a pretty representative video, but of course I started poking around. Predictable, as a kinda cute, kinda indie established mid-level act, the TFSP have a wide and diverse internet presence.

So then the question becomes, just how much do you want to know about this family? I mean, daughter Rachel has been an active musician since she was six years old. Of COURSE you're going to be able to find video of her ragging on Bloomberg in a public hearing. I'm not linking to it, though, because we are here to waste your time - not to watch other people waste theirs.

Then the issue is, what do I link to? I say, let's keep things simple. Let's Go On Tour With Kate (i.e. Nash) is my favorite TFSP song so far, so here ya go:

Internet Time Waste #39: Tane

Finally, a new, if inexplicable, way to waste your time on the internet.

This morning's internet time waste: Tane.

(Put on those headphones for this, boy.)

Internet Time Waste #38: Greatest Movie Murders

Finally, a new way to waste your time on the internet.

Tonight's internet time waste: cartoonist Stephen Notley's brother Paul's list of the 100 Greatest Movie Murders