Finally, a unique way to waste time online.
Today's internet time waste: the fucked-up mind of Eliza Skinner.
We showed one of Eliza's videos at Iron Mule back in the day. I picked up the DVD from her and I was all implying she should be all excited to see her short in front of an audience and she was all "yeah, I did that motherfucker on STAGE, BITCH!!"
(I'm, uh, paraphrasing.)
And then she quit her day job and went pro, so, BOY. Egg on MY face, I tells ya.
At time of writing, Eliza's latest project is Nasty Cute, in which she writes inappropriate stream-of-consciousness captions for photos of animals, from the animals' perspectives.
Here's that particular short in that I may pique your curiosity: