Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bumped Up at the Taj

It is strange to walk in to a room and realize that, at some point, someone has had sex on every flat surface there.

In a related matter: mirrored ceilings above beds make it very difficult to sit alone quietly and read a book (the light bounces all over the damn place.)

2 comments:

Boss Lady said...

Someone has sex on every single surface in Atlantic City. It's like prostitutes are legal there. Kind of like Vegas. But really, people in Jersey are just hos.

ribble said...

Right: "Atlantic City - come for the legalized gambling, stay because a prostitute has stolen your clothes."